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Friday 24 October, 2008 at 1:56 pm Blog 8
Did you read about her? She was lying. I’d like to know how much pursuing the cops actually did on this one, because this was so obviously a hoax from the get green. The dude that would get so mad at a bumper sticker that he’d beat a woman down in the street in the [...]
Read more →Here's the thing about creativity…
Sunday 19 October, 2008 at 12:46 pm Blog 5
…it’ll make you famous. Or infamous. Sometimes, you just need to stick with what’s tried and true. There’s nothing newsworthy about the ordinary.
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Sunday 19 October, 2008 at 12:29 pm Blog 1
November 4. As in, hurry up, get here, do what you do, then get gone. Faster. Stronger. More. Now. Just hurry up. There is nothing left to talk about. Let’s just be done with this, please. Thank you very much.
Read more →Call me a cynic…
Wednesday 15 October, 2008 at 8:13 pm Blog 9
…but am I the only person that doesn’t think it’s possible for a 72 year-old man — or the 47 year-old man next to him, really — to be writing so fast with a friggin Sharpie and actually produce something legible. Either give these dudes ball point pens or let’s get rid of the legal [...]
Read more →Is that pork goodness I see flying through the sky?
Friday 10 October, 2008 at 8:56 pm Blog 1
I believe it is.
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