Comments on: Prepare for Valentine’s Day

By: C-Dogg

C-Dogg — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 02:17:09 +0000

I am not a big Eric Benet fan, but “When you Think of Me” should definately be added to the (S)he Ain’t Shit No Way list. This one gets the “Black Man Who Has Been Done Wrong” stamp of approval.

Also consider:

* UNV’s “Something’s Going On” - An old school hybrid song. Half begging, half telling a heifer off.

* Ideal’s “Get Gone” - Not the greatest song in the world, but it gets the point across.

By: Solomeen

Solomeen — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 07:57:33 +0000

I thought I was the only cat who was messin’ with Art of Noise on the “Moments in Love” tip. Worked surprisingly well back in the day. “Funny How Time Flies” by Janet Jackson also set things in motion.

I’ve also found that anything slow by the Isley Bros. should only be sold with a prescription, ’cause you’re gar-on-teed to get broke off something proper. “Between the Sheets” is blatant, but sometimes you just want to walk in through the front door and let shawty know whazzup.

On the other hand, I found solace in Wil Downing when I was trying to get over a beeyotch who wasn’t $#!t!!!! “I Go Crazy” is what I found myself playing over and over. “Someone Like You” by Darryl Hall can help mend a broken heart, too. And, of course, Sade’s “Somebody Already Broke My Heart” is always effective salve when you’re trying to get over some stuff. It bears saying that these are only to be played in the safe confines of your crib where NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR. Otherwise, you run the risk of lookin’ like a spanked-@$$ in front of your boys–and that garden tool, should she bring her triflin’ beehine to your place to pick up her stuff.

“How Soon We Forget” by Colonel Abrams–yeah, you heard me–can also be effective in helping to work out the pains brought on by being a sucka for love.

Just remember: It takes a fool to learn that love don’t love nobody.

By: Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 07:09:01 +0000

Shiiiiiid…I can personally vouch for the majority of the songs on the BomaniJones.com “Guaranteed” list. My Baton Rouge, La.-based laboratory has successfully tested the results…(flashbacks of dorm rooms, 6×9 rugs and stolen cups from the cafeteria)…

you can also put down dopefien, i mean D’Angelo’s, “Untitled (How Does It Feel) to that Guaranteed list..

I have a suggestion for the (S)he Ain’t Shit List…how bout Lil Jon’s “Stop Fuckin’ Wit Me!,” or some good ol’ Bustdown (depending on your decency level, of course)

By: Kirk

Kirk — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:44:09 +0000

Man, you need to have a talk with this Luther dude. The man is gonna ruin your reputation if you keep letting him talk about some crazy shit like the Spin Doctors on here. I thank God almost daily that those guys dried up and went away when they did.

By: honey

honey — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 22:41:41 +0000

I have to say, the 1st three on the “guaranteed list” do it for me, so the rest is just extra whip cream (or whatever edible you prefer) LOL. Briar Patch and Sippin on Da Syrup..who knew. Great List!