Comments on: Houston, the Finale http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2005/03/18/houston-the-finale/ The takeover. The break's over. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:11:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Kirk http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2005/03/18/houston-the-finale/#comment-427 Kirk Sat, 19 Mar 2005 04:20:22 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/?p=83#comment-427 Maybe the fact that there is no clear cut answer to this is why all these fools are packing to begin with? Have gun, will travel. Maybe the fact that there is no clear cut answer to this is why all these fools are packing to begin with? Have gun, will travel.

]]> By: Big Bro http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2005/03/18/houston-the-finale/#comment-426 Big Bro Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:10:55 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/?p=83#comment-426 Here's the thing about the pat down- In the hierarchy of things that could go wrong at the club, shots fired is definitely top 3 along with fire and a boiler explosion. That being said, the joint that NEEDS a patdown policy is also likely to have a propensity for several misfortunes lower in the hierarchy, still worth avoiding. Most notably, shots fired in the parking lot. But there are some less catastrophic possibilities, like an unacceptable drunk to tipsy ratio. Brawls are decidedly no fun for me. Drunk patrons (I’m thinking women, because that’s how I think) may be easy, but they also tend to make bad decisions like inviting you home thinking you'll be out by 5am, counting on the assumption that their significant other doesn’t get home from work until 5:15. Better hope there’s a patdown at the bedroom door. Here’s the thing about the pat down- In the hierarchy of things that could go wrong at the club, shots fired is definitely top 3 along with fire and a boiler explosion. That being said, the joint that NEEDS a patdown policy is also likely to have a propensity for several misfortunes lower in the hierarchy, still worth avoiding. Most notably, shots fired in the parking lot.

But there are some less catastrophic possibilities, like an unacceptable drunk to tipsy ratio. Brawls are decidedly no fun for me. Drunk patrons (I’m thinking women, because that’s how I think) may be easy, but they also tend to make bad decisions like inviting you home thinking you’ll be out by 5am, counting on the assumption that their significant other doesn’t get home from work until 5:15. Better hope there’s a patdown at the bedroom door.

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