Comments on: Another Wedding

By: C-Dogg

C-Dogg — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 22:17:00 +0000

Sweet Home Alabama? Nothing against that song, but if you really wanted to get things poppin’ you should have done E.U.’s Doin Da Butt.

By: Lester Spence

Lester Spence — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 04:53:19 +0000

One of the livest weddings I’ve been to was a white wedding. But I swear to God there were two times during the evening I thought my wife and I were about to be lynched:

1. When it took us 45 minutes of driving through the backwoods of Michigan to find the joint. Thought they were pulling our leg and taking us directly to the bonfire.

2. When everyone formed a circle around the bride and groom and the dj said “C’Mon Everybody! You know what time it is!” I thought we were f*cked. Turns out it was the Chicken Dance (something I’d never heard of or seen before that night–explaining it to my integrated black history class the week after, all the white students knew exactly what i was talking about, while all the black students were as dumbfounded as I was).

By: big grip

big grip — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:02:01 +0000

Those wedding pictures were a gas! I attended a predominately white high school so I had to attend a few of those functions myself. Did you have that moment when it felt like everyone in the room was looking at you to provide the evenings entertainment?

Free wine and beer always lower the inhibitions.

“Sweet Home Alabama” always get the white folk crunk. “Freebird” is also a good choice.

By: Quibian 'Q' Salazar-Moreno

Quibian 'Q' Salazar-Moreno — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:06:40 +0000

“Nice day for a White Wedding…” - Billy Idol

Wow, I haven’t been to a white wedding in a long time. Went to a couple of weddings this summer already. A cousin of my wife was getting hitched. So, my wife’s father is a Baptist Pastor, so mad church folks were at the wedding and why is that the DJ decided to get crunk and throw on some Lil Jon with a bunch of old church ladies in the house?

The first time in a long time that I was embarassed of being a young cat… I had to sneak out…

By: Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:50:02 +0000

Man..lookin at that suit got me ready to hit the optometrist..that shit hurt my eyes… Kinda looks like a cross between Garret Morris’ character from Martin and Bentley Farnsworth’s lightweight arse.

But, contrary to what some may think, white people can friggin party, mane. I’m glad to see you had fun..and looking at the tightness in your eyes..you were liiiiiiiiiiiiit, my brotha…

Wine is a helluva drank..especially if it’s free

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 23:16:19 +0000

Hehe..at first I read what you were saying and I smiled.

But that picture of you singing was hilarious. That summarizes your night right there, like “yeah, I had a good time damnit.” And I’m sure you’ll get calls to be in other weddings to entertain folks.

Good times.

By: Star

Star — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:09:14 +0000

Glad to see you had a blast at the wedding. I must agree, little is better than knowing you folks are doing well and are happy. That is how I feel now with most of my folk coming up in some way. And yeah, you do look kinda bent in those pics.

By: strong4u

strong4u — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:06:52 +0000

Sounds like you had fun Bomani. I’m almost afraid to ask what these stories you can’t tell us are about. You and a bunch of white folk in the middle of rural Pennsylvania, sounds interesting to me. (This coming from a Philly resident of 6 years).