August 2, 2005

Lying 101

Rafael Palmeiro got suspended for using steroids yesterday. This is a big deal, non-baseball fans. For all this talk about steroids, the only folks that had been caught before Palmeiro were piddly singles hitters. This time, a cat with historically impressive numbers will be gettin’ an ass full of oak for the next ten days.

There’s really only one lesson to be learned from this one–never oversell the lie.
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