Comments on: Someone Ain’t Familiar…

By: Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:28:12 +0000

awwww lawd…

Rule No. 1: Don’t marry a n____ they call Cisco!!!

Ol’ girl brought this on herself…

By: EP in HTown

EP in HTown — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:23:41 +0000

Someone tells you they have a dog named Kujo, you betta know he bites. Your brother tells you he’s bringing a girl home for Christmas that nobody’s ever met or heard of, you know something’s wrong with her and he broke her out during the time of year when mama’s most likely to just be nice. You marry a nigga named Cisco with a personal assistant, then you hafta know that your marriage is a ticking time bomb, and one day it’s gonna go off. It’s pretty simple. She’s pretty simple.

By: Joy

Joy — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:11:09 +0000

First off, if this segment was really real, all you would have heard was the phone dropping to the floor. Sista woulda been out the door and home in nothing flat. Instead she’s cryin’ and asking stupid questions. Yeah right. Black Amex or not. You’ve got me twisted.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukah, Happy New Year. I think that about covers it.

As a general rule, I would avoid imparting your own good sense onto someone else. Again, she married a dude named Cisco.

By: hseuss3000

hseuss3000 — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:25:59 +0000

What else do you expect when you mary a nigga named Cisco! Cisco is liquid crack! It’s worse than MD 20 20 for God’s sake. Really, some names are just indicators of what a motherfucker probably is. I’m not doing any type of business with a nigga named Creflo, Rufus, or Clyde (at best hustlers and not the cool kinds you see in videos). I’ll never be seen during daylight hours with a woman named after any type of alcohol,automobile, or jewell (at best strippers). Luther, you know if I show up at Christmas with a big booty number named Saphire somebody is gonna give me a stern talking to. Never getting into a fight when the only nigga that has my back is named Quincy or Julius (unless the last name is Cesar SUCKER ASS NIGGA) .

Somehow Diane thougth she could keep a nigga named Cisco faithful. Who wants to bet the problems they’ve been having has something to do with Liquid Crack slanging that pipe. If Cisco aint a pimp, he’s a country as nigga, and we all know what they do.

Ladies be Careful! Gentlemen Pimp Harder!

Happy Hollidays

By: AD

AD — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:31:12 +0000

when i go to wendy’s i say

“lemme get that good (jones) number six, with lettuce and tomato. hold the satan’s semen, thanks”

By: ebonyblazer

ebonyblazer — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:33:26 +0000

Wow…prank phone calls on morning radio show. How original!

By: jaedalaurez

jaedalaurez — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:16:59 +0000

I think for a lot of people it might not be a deal breaker…but like i said…personally AND professionally, he’s f***ed her up.

I’m sure there will be yelling, screaming AND sex(if he’s at ALL any good…and with a name like Cisco, it’s GOT to be good..right? Uh…right?)…but I don’t think they’ll be together.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:46:48 +0000

I agree that that woman is very likely (unfortunately) to forgive this man after the requisite yelling, screaming and makeup sex. You only have to watch one episode of Maury or Montel to know that public humiliation isn’t really a deal breaker for a lot of people.

By: Kirk

Kirk — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:18:19 +0000

I’m on board with that mayonnaise thing…that shit is evil.

By: AD

AD — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 20:55:13 +0000

yeah, that wasn’t real
but it could have been

but really no one answers my phone except me

speaker phones, external voice mails, etc

all the work of the devil.

just like mayonnaise. damn that mayo.