Then have someone explain to you how to succeed in life, as opposed to hanging out on your buddy Bomani’s website all day.

Go to the post office and get a job. If that doesn’t work out, try the airport.

And if you want to see pictures of the types of girls I pull on a consistent basis, I’d be more than happy to send them to you. Actually, no I wouldn’t. But there’s no way a girl that I get would even so much as give you ample opportunity to say one line at her without realizing how much of a loser you truly are.

And for the record, yes, I do think you are some “washed up old man.” That’s exactly what I think and yes, it helps me sleep at night.

What kind of a “fucktard” asks for a truce?

At 21 years old I’m most likely worth more than you and have a better job, not to mention the fact that I’m in the W.P. Carey School of Business at Arizona State University on scholarship.

So I’m glad you think you are better at writing than the average person. Good for you. How much do you make, 29K a year?

P.S. What’s your infatuation with sheep?

Also, I’m going to extend a courtesy to you. Why don’t you take your $50, and shove it up your rear. I don’t want to spell right for a “washed up old man.”

“You are unable to communicate in a meaningful, intelligent way.” - Kirk (the GIANT LOSER)

Really, Kirk? Do you ever read your own posts? You don’t even say anything, you’re just “trying to be a crotch jockey on the Bomani Jones bandwagon.”

A 40-year-old virgin trying to tell people they can’t communicate in a meaningful, intelligent way - yet you use the word “fucktard” and never, EVER, say ANYTHING meaningful.

Wait, did the Lakers make the playoffs or not? Was that meaningful? Intelligent? What did you say again?

I might change my name from Shot Clock to The Prophet. Just for you.

FUCKTARD.

Don’t ask for a truce anymore. You’re obviously unable to stand up like a man for yourself.

“Please, please, please . . . truce? Truce please?” - Kirk

Good job. Here’s the formula, one more time.

Kirk = GIANT LOSER.

And if you want to see pictures of the types of girls I pull on a consistent basis, I’d be more than happy to send them to you. Actually, no I wouldn’t. But there’s no way a girl that I get would even so much as give you ample opportunity to say one line at her without realizing how much of a loser you truly are.

And for the record, yes, I do think you are some “washed up old man.” That’s exactly what I think and yes, it helps me sleep at night.

What kind of a “fucktard” asks for a truce?

At 21 years old I’m most likely worth more than you and have a better job, not to mention the fact that I’m in the W.P. Carey School of Business at Arizona State University on scholarship.

So I’m glad you think you are better at writing than the average person. Good for you. How much do you make, 29K a year?

P.S. What’s your infatuation with sheep?

Also, I’m going to extend a courtesy to you. Why don’t you take your $50, and shove it up your rear. I don’t want to spell right for a “washed up old man.”

“You are unable to communicate in a meaningful, intelligent way.” - Kirk (the GIANT LOSER)

Really, Kirk? Do you ever read your own posts? You don’t even say anything, you’re just “trying to be a crotch jockey on the Bomani Jones bandwagon.”

A 40-year-old virgin trying to tell people they can’t communicate in a meaningful, intelligent way - yet you use the word “fucktard” and never, EVER, say ANYTHING meaningful.

Wait, did the Lakers make the playoffs or not? Was that meaningful? Intelligent? What did you say again?

I might change my name from Shot Clock to The Prophet. Just for you.

FUCKTARD.

Don’t asks for a truce anymore. You’re obviously unable to stand up like a man for yourself.

“Please, please, please . . . truce? Truce please?” - Kirk

Good job. Here’s the formula, one more time.

Kirk = GIANT LOSER.

The majority of what you said, as usual, is pretty lame, and I don’t think anyone needs to remark on it, but for those that know me, feel free if you so desire.

Instead, I’ll address 2 snippets, and leave it at that.

1) “I just don’t understand how you preach being so perfect when it comes to writing, yet you don’t seem to ever criticize a professional journalists’ writing? Rather, you choose to pick on people who are leaving comments and who are most likely not professional writers themselves.”

Think about that for a minute fucktard. When a professional writer makes a spelling mistake once in a while, it’s a typo. When a bedstain like you does it, repeatedly, it’s stupidity. Being a professional writer is not a necessary condition for being able to spell. On a related note, I’ve never preached perfection in grammar and spelling, just adequacy.

2) “Lastly, didn’t you say the Lakers wouldn’t make the playoffs?”

The whole problem, and this is the last time I will tell you this, is that no one was really arguing with you about your conclusions, they were telling you that you were an ass because of the way in which you stated them. You are unable to communicate in a meaningful, intelligent way. If you were just arrogant, or obnoxious, or abrasive, that would be fine. But you’re not, you’re dumb, and that’s different.

I’ll make you a deal. A professor I had in grad school used to cut breaks (You know, a little extra time on essay exams, etc.) to international students who didn’t speak English terribly well, typically because it was their second or third language, but on rare occasions, just because they were stupid.

Without asking which of those applies to you, I’m going to extend you that same courtesy. If you can get through a post with less than 15% of your words misspelled, you’ll get an “A”. Normally 85% is a middling “B”, so I think I’m being quite generous, really. If you can do it twice in a row, I’ll donate $50 to your favorite sheep herding charity, or whatever you happen to feel strongly about. Hopefully it’s only sheep herding and not sheep…never mind.

If you can not only pass your spelling test with a score a retarded 4th grader could muster, but also complete your thoughts in one post each, you’ll go on the Honor Roll. I haven’t figured out exactly what the Honor Roll is just yet, but I figured there was no point in wasting the time, you haven’t got a shot in hell.

I’ll tell you the same thing I told Kobricia. I make rude and obnoxious comments for a reason. Part of it is that you deserve it, part of it is that you walk right into it with your mouth open, and part of it is….well, why the hell not?

So, if you want to think I’m some washed up old man, trying to be a crotch jockey on the Bomani Jones bandwagon, by all means, whatever helps you sleep at night. If you want to think that you put one over on me because the Lakers got to the playoffs, then I insist, tell all your friends, and let them genuflect to you in awe. For clearly, you are a prophet.

But if you would do me one small favor, I promise to leave you alone forever. One small, trivial task that is painless, effortless, and inexpensive.

Get a vasectomy. I don’t think that any human woman would give you the opportunity to procreate anyway, but just in case some sexy little ewe in some remote Peruvian mountain range bears a sheepboy one day, I don’t want anyone I care about exposed to the product of an unholy union. That’s just not right, and it’s not good for anyone.

What do you say, truce?

Why don’t you ever point out the misspellings and errors on Bomani’s blog entries?

Doesn’t make any sense.

Are you trying to become friends with Bomani, or lovers with him or something? I just don’t understand how you preach being so perfect when it comes to writing, yet you don’t seem to ever criticize a professional journalists’ writing? Rather, you choose to pick on people who are leaving comments and who are most likely not professional writers themselves.

Are you a writer or something? And if you are, how come we’ve never heard of you? And also, no one seems to agree with you Kirk. Are you in your own world or what?

Like I said, you’re just a loser. It’s quite evident. And if anyone went to school with a bicycle helmet on, it would have definitely been you.

You must be a 40-year-old virgin. And a loser.

That’s my theme. Is that a clear thought? Kirk = Loser. It’s crystal clear to me.

And I believe our score is me, 1, and you, 0. Considering how when you used your brain (or lack thereof) you said the Lakers wouldn’t make the playoffs. Anything else you want to argue about?

Trust me, I’m undefeated against you so far. Unless you’re denying that. Which wouldn’t surprise me.

First of all Kirk, you are probably a fry cook yourself. Second of all, you’re obviously quite insecure if you constantly have to point out mechanical/grammatical/spelling flaws on people’s blog comments. It’s a blog, get over it.

Thirdly, you are most like 35, broke, and single. And judging by how often and how much time you seem to put into making fun of others, you clearly have no life.

Lastly, didn’t you say the Lakers wouldn’t make the playoffs?

Also, TO ALL VISITORS - isn’t it quite possible that Kirk is either gay and has a man-crush on Bomani (based on how this guy is scared to disagree with him) or that he’s related to Bomani?

Honestly, no offense Bomani, but the stuff Kirk says, and the fact that he never disagrees with you leads me to wonder if you are posting under his name on your own site.

Kirk, you are a big loser.

I’ve said it before, and I don’t want to have to say it again–if you want to insult someone by calling them gay, do it somewhere else. I don’t care what the context is. That’s something I will not tolerate on my site.