December 21, 2006

Today’s Classic Quote From My Girlfriend

So I went to the doctor today for the first time in whoknowshowlong.  I’ve not been so keen on doctors after a good friend of mine had a really bad experience with an HMO.  Anyway, my girlfriend came with me because, quite honestly, I act like a toddler anytime a needle comes out.  It’s not that shots hurt really.  They just scare me to death, to the point where I tell doctors to treat me like a child when I go in.

Survived the needles okay, even though I was seriously disappointed in the lack of congratulatory lollipop.  I deserved a reward.

But being there for the needles also meant my ladyfriend was there for the exam.  Just so happened that I had a female doctor.

Anyway, the quote…

“It’s a bit different watching another woman grabbing all on my man’s sack.”

You know, I’d imagine so.

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1. Just be thankful that it wasn’t the doctor from “The Love Boat.”

   Comment by Jarrett — December 21, 2006 #

2. Are you okay?

   Comment by Alma F. Washington — December 21, 2006 #

3. TMI! TMI!

   Comment by Kristasphere — December 21, 2006 #

4. Ah, the old, “Turn your head and cough” test.

   Comment by Rex — December 21, 2006 #

5. Your girl was in the room while you were being examined?

   I don’t think you understand how much I hate doctors.  That was the only way to be sure I actually went.

   Comment by strong — December 21, 2006 #

6. The horror.

   Comment by the izza — December 21, 2006 #

7. so why is it that men dont like doctors? They only wanna go when something dramatic is happening to their wee wee ( yes i said wee wee- im still not comfortable with typing the real word yet)…

   Comment by fav. past student — December 22, 2006 #

8. I’m sure it would have been even worst watching a dude grab your sack.

   Comment by ETS — December 22, 2006 #

9. Just be glad that you’re not at the age where they have to check your prostate. Having your lady in the room for that would be more than awkward.

   Comment by Tommie Foster — December 22, 2006 #

10. Eeeeeewwwwww!

    Comment by Rex — December 22, 2006 #

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