Comments on: Ban Pretty Ricky! http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/ The takeover. The break's over. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:43:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Kirk http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32488 Kirk Fri, 25 May 2007 02:52:53 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32488 Cobb, it's his turn with the ottoman. He'll be back when he gets hungry. Cobb, it’s his turn with the ottoman. He’ll be back when he gets hungry.

]]> By: Cobb http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32322 Cobb Thu, 24 May 2007 19:46:22 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32322 this reminds me of those old documenatry videos where twenty men are in parades in india with meathooks stuck in their nipples carrying a statue of an elephant from the wires attached to the meathooks. and the serious dude with the oxbridge accent talks about the ancient ritual. and youre like, it doesn't matter how important they say this is, it's male titty fishing. it's days like this i'm glad i live in the kind of neighborhood these knuckleheads irrationally fear 'racist' cops. where's my german shepherd? this reminds me of those old documenatry videos where twenty men are in parades in india with meathooks stuck in their nipples carrying a statue of an elephant from the wires attached to the meathooks. and the serious dude with the oxbridge accent talks about the ancient ritual. and youre like, it doesn’t matter how important they say this is, it’s male titty fishing.

it’s days like this i’m glad i live in the kind of neighborhood these knuckleheads irrationally fear ‘racist’ cops.

where’s my german shepherd?

]]> By: eauhellzgnaw http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32308 eauhellzgnaw Thu, 24 May 2007 18:14:56 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32308 These kids are gumps. I remember the type: they used to have S Curls and wear leather pants and open shirts. Humpin furniture, though? And grindin in a room full of other dudes... then RECORDING it? What part of the game is that? Also, the desert eagle isn't even necessary. If you instill some sense and high standards in your daughters, they would never even consider talking to these losers. And I don't think I even have to tell you that if you raise a boy properly, he would never engage in such foolishness. This goes beyond normal youthful stupidity. There is something really wrong with them. And someone mentioned that they do this at parties? How? They would be clowned or tossed out of any party I've ever been to. And gay guys wouldn't want to see this either. These kids are gumps. I remember the type: they used to have S Curls and wear leather pants and open shirts.

Humpin furniture, though? And grindin in a room full of other dudes… then RECORDING it? What part of the game is that?

Also, the desert eagle isn’t even necessary. If you instill some sense and high standards in your daughters, they would never even consider talking to these losers. And I don’t think I even have to tell you that if you raise a boy properly, he would never engage in such foolishness.

This goes beyond normal youthful stupidity. There is something really wrong with them.

And someone mentioned that they do this at parties? How? They would be clowned or tossed out of any party I’ve ever been to. And gay guys wouldn’t want to see this either.

]]> By: Dante' http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32288 Dante' Thu, 24 May 2007 16:55:13 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32288 1. Black-on-furniture homoeroticism? Boo 2. Desert Eagles for future tragically moronic teenage boys around my future daughters 3. God be with us 1. Black-on-furniture homoeroticism? Boo

2. Desert Eagles for future tragically moronic teenage boys around my future daughters

3. God be with us

]]> By: Dante' http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32281 Dante' Thu, 24 May 2007 16:39:46 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32281 First, the amount of black-on-furniture homoeroticism is mind-numbing. Second, if you have daughters, and God-willing I will, there are only two words that fitting for what we have coming... Desert Eagle Stay up Bo Jones! First, the amount of black-on-furniture homoeroticism is mind-numbing.

Second, if you have daughters, and God-willing I will, there are only two words that fitting for what we have coming…
Desert Eagle

Stay up Bo Jones!

]]> By: Tommie Foster http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32271 Tommie Foster Thu, 24 May 2007 15:55:16 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32271 911 operator transcript: operator: "911, what's your emergency?" confused home owner: "Hello, I think my ottoman was gangraped! There's a lot of semen stains on it, and I received a video in my email showing 4 black dudes humping it like lemurs! Can you send a CSI unit to test this, or at least a Stanley Steamer to clean it up?" operator: "Um....can you even "rape" an ottoman? And, what's an ottoman?" 911 operator transcript:

operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”

confused home owner: “Hello, I think my ottoman was gangraped! There’s a lot of semen stains on it, and I received a video in my email showing 4 black dudes humping it like lemurs! Can you send a CSI unit to test this, or at least a Stanley Steamer to clean it up?”

operator: “Um….can you even “rape” an ottoman? And, what’s an ottoman?”

]]> By: Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32258 Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction Thu, 24 May 2007 14:34:05 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32258 So...um...is "ottomanphilia" a crime against humanity, a crime against nature or a crime against common-damned sense? So…um…is “ottomanphilia” a crime against humanity, a crime against nature or a crime against common-damned sense?

]]> By: Brew City Drew http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32027 Brew City Drew Thu, 24 May 2007 03:25:40 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32027 Ottoma-philia Ottoma-philia

]]> By: Rex http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32025 Rex Thu, 24 May 2007 03:24:14 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32025 Ottomaniphilia Someone should start a thread for it on Wikipedia with a link to that YouTube vid. Ottomaniphilia

Someone should start a thread for it on Wikipedia with a link to that YouTube vid.

]]> By: Rodprime http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32022 Rodprime Thu, 24 May 2007 02:49:18 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/05/22/ban-pretty-ricky/#comment-32022 Sometimes we must bear the brunt of cheap technology, raging hormones, and bad taste. Those cats ran a train on an inanimate object. There must some psychiatric disorder that ends in -philia to describe this. Sometimes we must bear the brunt of cheap technology, raging hormones, and bad taste. Those cats ran a train on an inanimate object. There must some psychiatric disorder that ends in -philia to describe this.

]]>