Comments on: Spooky Spooky Spooky

By: Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:49:07 +0000

not the Terminator Locs…old people driving scares the hell out of me. Especially if I’m trying to get my opening-sequence-of-Shaft on.

This one time I was on I-10 bout to cross the state line into Mississippi. So I pass this Chevy Corsica..all I saw was a pair of hands and a real-life stunt double of that Moleman guy from teh Simpsons…and he damn near hit me….the senile bastid!!!!

By: ETS

ETS — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:36:26 +0000

My grandfather is 82. He said he still drives “just short distances.” He lives in the country, but I still pray for all who may come anywhere near him.

By: eauhellzgnaw

eauhellzgnaw — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:24:25 +0000

Gotta love/fear the Terminator Locs. If only elderly drivers were androids sent back in time. That would make things more interesting.

By: Rex

Rex — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:50:15 +0000

Thaps, you’re story is SCARY brah… The way that phantom driver kept coming back… (shivers)

By: Rex

Rex — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:47:46 +0000

As a kid I grew up directly next door to an “old folks home.” I would see relatives of the occupants come by for visits and park on the sidewalk, on the yard, in the street, etc., and one time “through the wall.” Some of them should’ve been in there.

It was an “interesting” place for a kid. My little sister and I had free reign of the corridors. It was my personal playground. I’ve seen things no kid should see. The memories, and smell of that place, still haunt me.

By: Brew City Drew

Brew City Drew — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:51:24 +0000

When I’m old, if I get there, I’m driving a Chevy Aveo-type car. Small and controllable.

By: Brew City Drew

Brew City Drew — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:45:58 +0000

Another coincidence…

I happen to work @ a UPS Store and I see this all the time. Old people stumble in, can’t walk, can’t write, can barely open the door, make you fill out forms and write notes, have you find the money in their stack of cash & change and then stumble out to their Buick or Cadillac and DRIVE away.

I hate old people.

By: Thaps

Thaps — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:42:45 +0000

I got a Flying DutchBuick story too. Age: 9 years. Height: 4′ 8”. Status: kicking my new rollerblades. I was a few houses down from mine and going back and forth on the section of the sidewalk where a tree root had pushed the concrete upwards high enough to make a decent jump.

I was building up speed just before the jump when I notice this gimungous magenta Buick zip down the street towards me. It is going about 40 in the 30 and I don’t see no driver. There’s a white pair of hands clenching the steering wheel and no head above it.

I stop on a dime and I watch the thing pass by and I still don’t see a driver. Then I get back to the business of hopping three inches over some broken concrete. Five minutes later, the same car comes back, going the other way at maybe 50 mph, and still no driver.

Five minutes later, the same car came back again, headed the original direction at 40 again. This time it was swerving kinda crazily past the center line only to correct; this happens three times in my sight.

I see one ghostly hand on the wheel and a road map blocking half the windshield. I stood there for a bit, considered what was going on and then got the heck out of there to go eat Flavor Pops and not get run over.