Comments on: Funniest Fall You’ve Ever Seen http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/ The takeover. The break's over. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:09:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Caine,27-VA http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-63937 Caine,27-VA Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:02:31 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-63937 Hey I know this is kinda a dead topic but I am like trying not to chuckle while reading two blind people bumping in to each other (at work). Anyway, I have another unrelated instance. I was 15 1/2 and I had just gotten my learners, I was driving my mom home when I saw my crush up the block. I tried to look pimp while driving my moms 86 Ford Tempo which was already a hopeless attempt, but I ice it off by running into my neighbors Town House. It was THE most embarrassing moment of my life. Hey I know this is kinda a dead topic but I am like trying not to chuckle while reading two blind people bumping in to each other (at work). Anyway, I have another unrelated instance. I was 15 1/2 and I had just gotten my learners, I was driving my mom home when I saw my crush up the block. I tried to look pimp while driving my moms 86 Ford Tempo which was already a hopeless attempt, but I ice it off by running into my neighbors Town House. It was THE most embarrassing moment of my life.

]]> By: ALove http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51270 ALove Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:17:35 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51270 circa 1984- Racing my brother and his friends to my mom's sky-blue Maverick, wearing my a skirt and cowboy boots. I made it to the car first, and I stopped running. Problem is, my boots were slippery and they didn't stop. I slid UNDER the car to my waist, skirt up over my head (no fun having road rash on your ass), with my feet hanging out from under the car on the other side-- kinda like what the Wicked Witch of the West looked like once the house fell on her. circa 1984- Racing my brother and his friends to my mom’s sky-blue Maverick, wearing my a skirt and cowboy boots. I made it to the car first, and I stopped running. Problem is, my boots were slippery and they didn’t stop. I slid UNDER the car to my waist, skirt up over my head (no fun having road rash on your ass), with my feet hanging out from under the car on the other side– kinda like what the Wicked Witch of the West looked like once the house fell on her.

]]> By: The_Other_Bo http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51248 The_Other_Bo Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:25:08 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51248 Not a fall but i did see two blind people bump into each other and neither knew the other was blind. I saw the hold thing as it was happening and wasn't about to ruin it by saying something. Not a fall but i did see two blind people bump into each other and neither knew the other was blind. I saw the hold thing as it was happening and wasn’t about to ruin it by saying something.

]]> By: eauhellzgnaw http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51131 eauhellzgnaw Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:50:53 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-51131 talk about timely: http://www.ohword.com/blog/763/thirteen-ways-of-looking-at-a-black-nerd talk about timely:

http://www.ohword.com/blog/763/thirteen-ways-of-looking-at-a-black-nerd

]]> By: eauhellzgnaw http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-50536 eauhellzgnaw Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:33:04 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-50536 I wish I had a specific one, but my own falls are pretty boring. The funniest falls are when people lose their footing going down stairs and their heads hit multiple (carpeted) steps on the way down. The specific thuds in rapid-succession is music to my ears. I wish I had a specific one, but my own falls are pretty boring.

The funniest falls are when people lose their footing going down stairs and their heads hit multiple (carpeted) steps on the way down. The specific thuds in rapid-succession is music to my ears.

]]> By: Jen http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-50046 Jen Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:06:51 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-50046 Jen's top 3 ass-bustin' s through the ages: 3. Cleveland, Spring 1981 - at a high school party, tripping in my 4" high Candie's mules in a striped minidress. It took so long to hit the floor, I had time to reflect on how stupid I must look. Amazing I did not break an ankle. 2. Ithaca NY c. 1983 - walking around campus with a buzz on and a backpack with my boyfriend, also buzzed. Slipped in the snow and couldn't get up because I was on my back and the backpack was in the way (kind of like a turtle on its back trying to flip over). Boyfriend was cracking up and no help. Totally not embarassing because with the hills at Cornell, everybody busted their ass at least a dozen times before graduating. 1. Brand-new house, Cleveland Hts 1991 - going to work one morning I was running to close the garage door in the rain. All of the sudden, I hear this loud CRACK, like a bat hitting a home run. Next thing, my knees are bent and I'm trying to keep my balance. I had hit my head on the bottom of the raised garage door. I purposely fell on the ground and waited a minute in case the neighbors I had not met yet saw it and thought I was knocked out cold. Don't think they did, no one ran out the house to see if I was alive. Seeing as they turned out to be nice people, and would have helped through their tears of laughter, they probably did not see it. Jen’s top 3 ass-bustin’ s through the ages:
3. Cleveland, Spring 1981 - at a high school party, tripping in my 4″ high Candie’s mules in a striped minidress. It took so long to hit the floor, I had time to reflect on how stupid I must look. Amazing I did not break an ankle.
2. Ithaca NY c. 1983 - walking around campus with a buzz on and a backpack with my boyfriend, also buzzed. Slipped in the snow and couldn’t get up because I was on my back and the backpack was in the way (kind of like a turtle on its back trying to flip over). Boyfriend was cracking up and no help. Totally not embarassing because with the hills at Cornell, everybody busted their ass at least a dozen times before graduating.
1. Brand-new house, Cleveland Hts 1991 - going to work one morning I was running to close the garage door in the rain. All of the sudden, I hear this loud CRACK, like a bat hitting a home run. Next thing, my knees are bent and I’m trying to keep my balance. I had hit my head on the bottom of the raised garage door. I purposely fell on the ground and waited a minute in case the neighbors I had not met yet saw it and thought I was knocked out cold. Don’t think they did, no one ran out the house to see if I was alive. Seeing as they turned out to be nice people, and would have helped through their tears of laughter, they probably did not see it.

]]> By: Rex http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49977 Rex Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:46:11 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49977 And of course, who could forget Fidel Castro's animated fall? http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2IKNPFdvII And of course, who could forget Fidel Castro’s animated fall?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2IKNPFdvII

]]> By: Rex http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49976 Rex Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:39:23 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49976 Rell, it was actually Miss USA, but yeah, that was classic. She was levitating too, a good foot of air was under her. I'd give her a 9.5 for execution. But her reaction wasn't the best one, she should've played it up, I'm sorry. You don't pretend a fall that spectacular didn't happen. She should've rubbed her butt with an "Ow" expression or something. It would've gone a long way with the judges I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZd9UGV0uI Rell, it was actually Miss USA, but yeah, that was classic. She was levitating too, a good foot of air was under her. I’d give her a 9.5 for execution. But her reaction wasn’t the best one, she should’ve played it up, I’m sorry. You don’t pretend a fall that spectacular didn’t happen. She should’ve rubbed her butt with an “Ow” expression or something. It would’ve gone a long way with the judges I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZd9UGV0uI

]]> By: Kirk http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49610 Kirk Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:57:27 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49610 Vic, people would pay good money for that kid of storytelling. "Retard doing pilates" is going to be my new description for absolutely everything. Vic, people would pay good money for that kid of storytelling. “Retard doing pilates” is going to be my new description for absolutely everything.

]]> By: Thaps http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49185 Thaps Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:16:47 +0000 http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/2007/06/29/funniest-fall-youve-ever-seen/#comment-49185 My mom often tells the story of 4 year old me eating dirt in the park. It goes like this: "He saw me and his face lit up and he started running towards me. He's building up speed and then all of a sudden he noticed a dog turd right in front of him. So he jumps OVER it, but jumps weirdly. He goes into this Superman flying pose and then just BAM! Face first into the grass." My mom often tells the story of 4 year old me eating dirt in the park. It goes like this: “He saw me and his face lit up and he started running towards me. He’s building up speed and then all of a sudden he noticed a dog turd right in front of him. So he jumps OVER it, but jumps weirdly. He goes into this Superman flying pose and then just BAM! Face first into the grass.”

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