October 10, 2008

Is that pork goodness I see flying through the sky?

I believe it is.

October 10, 2008

I’m not posting this for the reason you think

Check this out. Read it if you want. That’s kinda immaterial to my point right now.

This is all I’m saying — if I were married to the President, people that take gawd-awful pictures like that of me and the editors that pick them to run in publications would get the guillotine (really horrible joke to be told here that I hope you’ll leave alone…and don’t even worry about it if you don’t get it). That’s a really, really bad shot. And they say Huffington is slanted to favor the left!