To celebrate the premier of her nineteenth season, Oprah Winfrey gave cars to every member of her audience. Those in attendance were picked because of letters sent by family and friends of the attendees about how badly those folks needed new cars.
Oprah needs to pass this on to Xzibit…
Xzibit’s made himself super-famous on MTV’s “Pimp My Ride.” It’s a pretty entertaining show, and the cats at West Coast Customs do some nice stuff with beat down buckets.
However, Seuss and I have a better idea. Instead of hearing cats say, “yo Xzibit, pimp my ride!”, most of those cats need to be like…
“Yo X, fix my shit!”
Yeah man, what good is a ping pong table in the bed of your ’73 El Camino if it still sounds like your engine is making popcorn?
Good one, Oprah…buy those folks cars, even if they’re Pontiacs. It’s a much better move than putting six 18″ woofers in an ’87 Excel.
Bigger update later this week. Most of it will be an FAQ about buying a house.