To celebrate the premier of her nineteenth season, Oprah Winfrey gave cars to every member of her audience. Those in attendance were picked because of letters sent by family and friends of the attendees about how badly those folks needed new cars.
Oprah needs to pass this on to Xzibit…
Xzibit’s made himself super-famous on MTV’s “Pimp My Ride.” It’s a pretty entertaining show, and the cats at West Coast Customs do some nice stuff with beat down buckets.
However, Seuss and I have a better idea. Instead of hearing cats say, “yo Xzibit, pimp my ride!”, most of those cats need to be like…
“Yo X, fix my shit!”
Yeah man, what good is a ping pong table in the bed of your ’73 El Camino if it still sounds like your engine is making popcorn?
Good one, Oprah…buy those folks cars, even if they’re Pontiacs. It’s a much better move than putting six 18″ woofers in an ’87 Excel.
Bigger update later this week. Most of it will be an FAQ about buying a house.
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This makes me hate Oprah slightly less.
Oprah is really good about giving stuff away for free. I just want to be able to get on her show when she’s giving away her “favorite things” to each audience member. Very cool! Also, I need to find a way to get X to “pimp my ride” because I’m just a boring old white lady! 🙂
I agree with my GF, Lea. Of course, I have always been an Oprah fan, even when her talk show featured midget circus performers (I know Hoodrat, that was defore you were born). But you gotta love a woman who admits that the extra 10 pounds she gains every now and then s not water weight but biscuits and gravy!
I’m sure it makes some sorta statement that talking about Oprah brings out the white folks on your site.
Do you think they could pimp my minivan?
And I thought we talked about the swear words!
This is why I want to go to Chicago for Christmas and Thanksgiving… to be in the audience of her show. She isn’t one of my favorites but she does try to give back every now and then.
And you think I can get X to “pimp my ride”? He’d have to start from the scratch…