In the A.M. Jump I did last week–btw, here’s today’s–I mentioned the following in the “Not In This Issue” section. “Hendrick Jr. joins DEI,” a quick play on words referring to Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s move to Hendrick Motorsports. Well, while perusing the comments from that Jump–which I normally don’t do, since I’m not used to …

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Juneteenth!  Somebody pass me some brisket!

Now, I don’t scare easy.  You should know that. However, I find it necessary to mention that there’s very little as scary as a white haired woman driving a Buick while wearing those huge wraparound shades.  You know, the ones that don’t let any light in.  You know, the ones that scream out “my eyes …

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This just won’t stop being funny. But the best part, to me, is not the gay bomb.  The gay bomb is just sad.  But this here is funny. Another idea was to develop a chemical causing “severe and lasting halitosis”, so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with …

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