Watching “60 Minutes,” and Al Gore’s talking about his cause, global warming.  I looked at him smile and I noticed that his bottom row of teeth was crooked. Whew.  I now know that I can change the world, even if my bottom teeth look like someone’s shaking up a set of dominoes.

If you’re gullible enough to fall for my shameless self-promotion–SSP–or just claim to love me and all that fun stuff, I offer you my turn on Outside The Lines. Please don’t pick on my lopsided goatee. There’s a reason I handle as little of my own facial grooming as I can get away with.

That’s on ESPN2, not ESPN.

Well, that pretty much explains it.  Talking about Duke’s tournament struggles. You know what this is…S-S-P, baby!