Did you read about her? She was lying. I’d like to know how much pursuing the cops actually did on this one, because this was so obviously a hoax from the get green. The dude that would get so mad at a bumper sticker that he’d beat a woman down in the street in the …

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…it’ll make you famous. Or infamous. Sometimes, you just need to stick with what’s tried and true. There’s nothing newsworthy about the ordinary.

November 4. As in, hurry up, get here, do what you do, then get gone. Faster. Stronger. More. Now. Just hurry up. There is nothing left to talk about. Let’s just be done with this, please. Thank you very much.

…but am I the only person that doesn’t think it’s possible for a 72 year-old man — or the 47 year-old man next to him, really — to be writing so fast with a friggin Sharpie and actually produce something legible. Either give these dudes ball point pens or let’s get rid of the legal …

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