Did you read about her? She was lying.
I’d like to know how much pursuing the cops actually did on this one, because this was so obviously a hoax from the get green. The dude that would get so mad at a bumper sticker that he’d beat a woman down in the street in the name of Obama and the dude that’s sticking you up at the ATM are not the same dude. (Please note that I’m saying “dude” because I’m making an effort not to use that other word on the site. Call me if you really wanna hear how that sentence sounds.) This moron just combined every stereotype of black people she could into one package. It’s like she said she jacked by every incarnation of Ice Cube, all at the same time.
“He had a jheri curl, a flannel, was hanging with a guy that smelled like reefer, and was driving a minivan taking his kids across the country. But he was big and he had a gun.”
(Wire fans — she called BNBG.)
This here lady could have told her this wouldn’t work. But that there lady could have told her that you can just vaguely describe some black man, and the cops will be on it. In the Susan Smith case, they were out there looking for “a black man.” If i recall, that was all there was to work with, and the cops were really beating the streets looking for “a black man.” Thank goodness they didn’t make it across the tracks by the time the woman confessed.
So I sincerely hope the police did not investigate this woman’s claims too thoroughly. I’d like to think they’ve got more game than that. I certainly do.
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That is disgraceful. The girl could use some mental help by the sounds of it. Is this really what it has come down to? Sad.
They suspected this heiffer as soon as she walked through the door. The backwards “B” was the icing on the cake.
Unfortunately, she is only going to get a slap on the wrist but then again they could 5150 her. And that sounds like the appropriate thing to do right about now.
This has gotten TOO much press for her NOT to be dealt appropriate punishment. And, from what I’ve heard about how the authorities handled the situation, Stephanie’s right.
A backwards “B?” I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that room when she was asked why he carved a backwards B on her face. She probably never even knew it was backwards til the cops told her.
As soon as I heard this, I knew she was under the age of 30. This is exactly the kind of thing a chubby, lonely child does for attention.
As soon as I heard this, I knew she was under the age of 25. This is exactly the kind of thing a chubby, lonely child does for attention.
Had it been a 45 yr old woman, you could almost see it happening. But, no.
My first ever dual post. Yay!
Yeah, the police didn’t believe a word she had to say from the beginning. Even that *genius*, Michelle Malkin thought something smelled funny. Here’s a link to Rick Sanchez calling folks out that hyped this story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IszjevYoS6A&eurl=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/24/rick-sanchez-calls-out-me_n_137679.html
The funniest part is when he says, “I’m not going to mention any names, just initials…FOX!”
“I don’t know, maybe she had some personal problems or something.”
Mark Billings, sir- you win the award for the Understatement of the Month.