Watching “60 Minutes,” and Al Gore’s talking about his cause, global warming. I looked at him smile and I noticed that his bottom row of teeth was crooked.
Whew. I now know that I can change the world, even if my bottom teeth look like someone’s shaking up a set of dominoes.
6 Comments
by Brew City Drew
Hey now. My bottom row is a little ragged too. Moms & Pops just couldn’t afford braces for your boy back in the day. They came up in the mid 90s & got my little sis hooked up & here I am with a mildly jacked grill.(Not that any one can see it)
by Kirk
I saw “60 Minutes” too. By that same logic, if you want to change the world, you also need to gain 50 lbs., marry a spinster, and screw up what should be your easiest job interview ever. You’d also have to walk through India with your nips poking through a $20 black polyester shirt. No thanks.
by Jay
Yeah, investing in Google early doesn’t hurt either. Ya figure with that much paper, he would get that sh!t fixed…..
by ladyb
inventing the internet doesn’t hurt, either… um… maybe you could invent a time travel machine? or perhaps a personal solar power hover craft?
by Rex
He never said he “invented the internet.”
Urban legend.
He was crucial in developing the internet into what it is today while in congress helping to promote it from the military’s ARPANET into a publicly available conduit of information called the “internet.”
Of course, repeated media misquotes of him detailing how he helped create this “internet” from the old ARPANET led to the urban legend.
by Nikki
There are a lot of rich Brits with jacked up teeth………both bottom and top.