I’m a genius. Got IQ tests to confirm it.
But you want some real confirmation?
One of my classes has its final right now. I walked into class feeling good. Even baked chocolate chip cookies from scratch so they’d have something to munch on during a dinnertime exam. Plus, I like baking cookies.
Anyway, I pulled out the exams and took them out of the plastic the print shop wrapped them in. As I prepared to stand up and hand them out, I noticed a lot of bold print on the tests.
The bold print was on the right answers. Somehow, I managed to send the key to the print shop, not the exam.
That there’s puttin’ all this IQ to work!
The cookies are boss, though. At least got that goin’ for me.
13 Comments
by Tiffany
I’ve pulled some winners in my time teaching, but that’s pretty damn classic.
by Tommie Foster
Brilliant!!
by Tyler West
That was a pretty smooth move. I have to admit those cookies were pretty damn good though, so you made up for it.
by strong
Bomani likes baking? Who would thunk it!
by Mike Weber
yea that was nicely done. i havent laughed that hard in a while. cookies were a damn good touch. made me forget about the results of the exam. haha
by Rex
So Bo, do you wanna post the recipe for the Bomani Chip Cookies so we can virtually share them with your class? You know we’re all Jonesin’ for them (pardon the pun).
by max
wait… really? That is impressive. Did you just read them the questions? Oh and check out hbo.com they have summaries of every wire episode. They’re very interesting. Especially the early seasons juxtaposed with the most recent one. I bet that you barely see any of the characters central to this season again. With the exceptions of Daniels, Carcetti, and prop joe, marlo, chris, and snoop (who really cares about prop joe? He’s dead soon anyway) I bet we barely see any of the kids again (maybe michael). Did anyone else catch when chris and snoop got pulled over and the cop says something like “I just can’t get pussy off of my mind” snoop responds “me too” very funny
RIP Bodie
by DP
Fuck the exam.
You baked cookies (from scratch) for a final.
That is the coolest shit ever.
You da man, playa.
by Jarrett
You think some cookies and an answer key is going work down here at the U? Hell no! We’ll take them cookies and the answers and make you like it, baby!
I’m bout to get on the elevator and go down to the print shop myself… maybe get in on some good recipes for the oatmeal raisin variety.
by Lord Amaru
It’s all about Jeopardy style exams playa, make them write out the coolest questions and grade them, make that shit look intentional, and eat all the cookies yourself right in their faces!!
by Rex
LOL Jarrett
by Nikki
Now that’s my kinda teacher!
by Kristasphere
So where does this rank compared to burning your back with the iron?