I forgot that Rex asked about the recipe I used for the cookies I baked for my students. Chances are that he was trying to needle me a little, but it’s a great recipe. It’s the infamous Neiman Marcus cookie recipe, which comes attached with an urban legend. I’ll spare the legend because it doesn’t matter. The cookies are boss, and here’s the recipe.
2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal**
24 oz. chocolate chips
2 cups brown sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
2 tsp. vanilla
Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
** measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
The nuts are optional, but they work well. I didn’t use nuts this time because people who like nuts can do without better than the converse. Either way, these are really good cookies. Might wanna give ’em a run. The students loved these, even though they didn’t come out nearly as well as when I made them last year.

7 Comments
by Rex
Wow… You’re the first person I’ve heard of to actually make cookies from that recipe. Good to know it does yield an edible crop! I’ll have to try it.
by Kirk
Don’t most recipes produce an output in terms of dozens? 112? A full ten dozen would just be overdoing it I guess.
by Jen M
of-course this makes 112 cookies! but why would you want to make 112 cookies?
by Rex
Well, good thing I took a math class or two back in the day.
🙂
Just divide the ingredients by 2, 4, 6 or 8, etc., depending on whether you want to make half, a quarter, a sixth or an eighth of the batch respectively.
by Kirk
I like the idea of dividing by 6. I’ve been looking for a recipe that makes 18 2/3 cookies for some time now. That way, I can give 18 of my friends a cookie, and then, 2/3 of a cookie to someone else with a hearty “Here, asshole. I took a bite, so shut up.”
by Rex
Kirk, is your middle name “Ebenezer?”
by lady B
Kirk is my hero