This comes courtesy of Red Stripe’s favorite reader. Now, I’m not sure this is real, but it’s damn sure funny. If this is real, these people must not be satisfied that this generation is better at taking the lids off jelly jars than any that preceded it. That may be because of steroids, but I attribute that to everyone’s favorite calisthenic.
My original plan for today was to talk about the Kobe Call and a discussion Crawford’s got on Paid in Full vs. Nation of Millions. Considering it’s 6:30a and I’ve been up since 4, who knows what else will happen today.
4 Comments
by Rodprime
Wow!
The only thing they left out was that the sensual calisthenic has been proven to cause the growth of hair on one’s palms. Wait, I’m myopic. Am I under investigation?
by strong4u
All I can say is that the ‘sensual calisthenic’ has kept me sane and healthy in the midst of the storms of life. Plus, it feels great!
by Kirk
Allow me the annoying luxury of indulging in one of MY favorite pasttimes: Monty Python references. If you’ve never heard the song “Every Sperm is Sacred” from the “Meaning of Life” movie, the go forth now and be entertained. Some of the Myth/Reality bits on that site could damn near have come directly from that song.
by C-Dogg
You know, some people have way too much time on their hands *no pun intended*. I would rather our government focus more on cancer cures than monkey spanking prevention techniques.
Masturbation is a sin? Wow, I guess Hell really is crowded.
C-Sherm 4:11 – Sometimes I’m too much man for my own damn self