Business…here’s a recap of the fishing extravaganzaa.
Yeah, so I was on TV this weekend. Check out a clip below.
There are other clips on YouTube, accessible by searching for “Michael Jackson A&E.” Check it out primarily because it’s a good film, but also because, well, I’m deep off in that piece!
But as much as I’d love to sit and talk me and that show, there’s something way more pressing–FLAVOR OF LOVE II!!!!
This season’s gonna be interesting. I’m not quite sure how, though. I mean, we know this is staged. It’s so staged that it’s ridiculous. The last one was staged, but there was at least a bit of mystery about it. I mean, they really did make it seem like they wanted to be with Flav. We were only so sure it was staged because, honestly, Flav ain’t rich enough to be that ugly and pull chicks under any circumstance. This show is on VH1, man. Not eh’body was gonna get to be a star off that. And I’m not sure it would be worth it to put lips on Flavor Flav without absolute assurance that fame would follow.
This is clearly staged, though. Absolutely. From the fight in the first half hour to some of the things the women were saying, we’re clearly dealing with acting. That fight…I’m pretty sure they told the big black chick to throw hands. I don’t think, though, they let the white girl from Houston know it was coming. That was kinda foul, but also kinda funny. Not as funny as the big girl asking God to give her the strength to refrain from “beatin’ a bitch ass,” but it is what it is.
What we’re gonna have with this season of FOL is what we got from professional wrasslin’ in the late ’80s and early ’90s. I’m not sure exactly when, but Vince McMahon decided he didnt’ want to have to pay a tax that all would have to pay if they put on a sporting event. For years, there were questions about whether wrasslin’ was real or fake. To save money, Vince took away all the mystery and said it was fake.
And since it was fake, he was free to make his show as absurd as it could be. And it was. And continues to be.
So think of last night’s FOL, especially the girl that supposedly took a dumb on the sneak in the middle ofa crowded room. She said she had diarrhea and couldn’t hold it. So she was able to drop one, then roll out kinda slick before anyone noticed what was going on.
Okay, we’ve all had diarrhea. We know that when it gets to the point of no return, it ain’t coming out in no way that can be done smoothly. Sorry, just not happening.
Clearly staged.
And we can look forward to that for the rest of the season, I’m sure. A blast it will be.
15 Comments
by Kirk
A comment from The Woman last night, while watching this at home:
“They must have let Flav pick the girls this time. 90% of them have that weird gap between their teeth.”
And that pretty much sums it up, I think.
by Kirk
A comment from The Woman last night, while watching this at home:
“They must have let Flav pick the girls this time. 90% of them have that weird gap between their teeth.”
And that pretty much sums it up, I think.
by ETS
Man, congrats on the MJ clip. I haven’t looked at it yet, but I’m sure it was great.
I looked at FOL with my fiance last night and died over and over again. I can’t even remember everything that I thought was over the top, but the show being clearly staged – or at least coming off that way – kinda hurts it.
by ETS
Man, congrats on the MJ clip. I haven’t looked at it yet, but I’m sure it was great.
I looked at FOL with my fiance last night and died over and over again. I can’t even remember everything that I thought was over the top, but the show being clearly staged – or at least coming off that way – kinda hurts it.
by Stephanie
As staged as we all know it is, the chicks are the real wild cards in this, and are what make it compelling tv week after week. I’m absolutely convinced that Flav hand-picked every single one of them, because forget scraping the bottom of the barrel, these girls are the last blob of jelly in the jar that should have been tossed out weeks ago. When the chick with the horrible lisp called Flav a “schnazzy” dresser, I almost fell off the bed. (the fact that Flav wanted to name her “Tyson” because of the way she talks is the funniest shit ever, especially because she wouldn’t have gotten the joke.) “Crenshaw’s” expletive laden prayer was comic genius (and H-Town exactly how many shots to the back of the dome do you take before you start to fight back? Jeez.) Beyond the sheer spectacle of it all, the fact that Flav seems to genuinely be enjoying himself is kind of endearing, especially since I’m watching from the safety of my own home, and know that he couldn’t so much as put a greasy index finger near me.
by Stephanie
As staged as we all know it is, the chicks are the real wild cards in this, and are what make it compelling tv week after week. I’m absolutely convinced that Flav hand-picked every single one of them, because forget scraping the bottom of the barrel, these girls are the last blob of jelly in the jar that should have been tossed out weeks ago. When the chick with the horrible lisp called Flav a “schnazzy” dresser, I almost fell off the bed. (the fact that Flav wanted to name her “Tyson” because of the way she talks is the funniest shit ever, especially because she wouldn’t have gotten the joke.) “Crenshaw’s” expletive laden prayer was comic genius (and H-Town exactly how many shots to the back of the dome do you take before you start to fight back? Jeez.) Beyond the sheer spectacle of it all, the fact that Flav seems to genuinely be enjoying himself is kind of endearing, especially since I’m watching from the safety of my own home, and know that he couldn’t so much as put a greasy index finger near me.
by Lord Amaru
“Will he finally realize that as a 47-year-old man, having boys sleep in your bed or in your room is probably not the best move? I think maybe now he will have finally figured that out.”
-Classic. Nothing else to be said playa…
by Lord Amaru
“Will he finally realize that as a 47-year-old man, having boys sleep in your bed or in your room is probably not the best move? I think maybe now he will have finally figured that out.”
-Classic. Nothing else to be said playa…
by Mr Carter
Fishing…Flavor of Love…It’s these decisions that make you into the person you ultimately become in life.
by Mr Carter
Fishing…Flavor of Love…It’s these decisions that make you into the person you ultimately become in life.
by Ron
Negroid slang?
by Ron
Negroid slang?
by ETS
Man, LaToya looked LaTerrible!
by Valencia
Man… that fight between Sapphire and H-Town…COMEDY…but when Sapphire said Crenshaw and 47th, I cringed. I was like please don’t put yourself up as a rep for Cali. So sad. Plus when she talks…well thats enough right there. I mean did you hear her.
I still can’t get over the fact that any female would come on TV and get fondled by Flav….for fame? Popularity? Even the pull of money can’t be that serious, is it?
Otherwise I can’t wait to see when he sends in his next spies….G-Unit, Ying Yang Twins, Bishop Don Juan, and DJ Quik (NOT QUIK!). That will be hilarious.
Gotta get TiVo.
by ErinMoore
Well done, I watched you several times. Much better than the last tv spot I saw. Dang, someone taught you well…