So I just looked at the Oscar nominations. I would have done so sooner, but that would require me giving a damn, which I just can't make myself do. Eh, just never watched a lot of movies…
So I was listening to the boPod this morning, trying to put a little pep in the step before the show. "777-9311" came on. As does just about anyone with a pulse, I claim "777-9311" as my…
...because I was too lazy to cook. Look at the window, and there's a sign that says...
"25 cents for additional sauce."
Now, I don't order chicken from BK. However, I do think the BK folks should consider that…
As many of you know, I don't care too much of what people think. I don't say that as some statement of my defiance and refusal to fit into the outsider's notion of who I am. I'm saying that…