What was that about how bad your day was? Boosted from Bol.
Edit: In the few minutes since this was posted, at least three people have expressed relief that the smoker wasn’t black. Not to sound like a bad comedian, but it’s hard for me to see a black person getting high around alligators. I could be wrong, though. Any folks from Florida wanna offer some expertise on that one?

4 Comments
by Alia
Ha!
Did you listen to the audio?
911 Caller: “Oh, a gator’s got him.”
911 operator: “Oh, sh**.”
Are 911 operators allowed to say that? Didn’t he know the call was being recorded??
by aquababie
if i wouldn’t have read this, i would swear somebody was lying. and he is screaming his azz off!
by Jarrett
Crack is wack. Even for wildlife.
by williethepimp
Especially for wildlife. We’ve done enough to mess the critters up already.