Business…here’s a ditty decrying nut shots in sports. Please join the movement.
Also if you’d like to see the Outside the Lines clip, send me an e-mail at my first name at this domain dot com. Viewing will require Quicktime 7. The file is also available in iPod format.
And big thanks to Rex for being kind enough to convert those files from DVR. Might be the nicest thing someone’s done for me in the ’06.
And since I was awake all night making a few deadlines, I’m going to sit around here all day and play PlayStation. The beauties of the home office.
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You had me at work about to lose my job I was laughing so hard.
This right here might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read by you “In boxing? Gotta stand still with stars over your head a la “Street Fighter II” and take a Dragon Punch to the chin. Sho-Ryu-Ken!”
But yes, I agree…I mean there have been (and maybe still are) places where you get your hand cut off for stealing a loaf of bread. Imagine what they do to crotch punchers…
yikes.
You may have actually been a tad lenient. Nut punchers are the worst. They should be tortured and left to die in the desert. The following series of events is unacceptable.
1) Chris Paul punches Hodge in the junk.
2) Paul gets ROY talk.
3) Hodge gets shot in Denver after getting called up from the NBDL.
Tis a cruel God.
Dope article. That Mayweather picture makes me a little squeamish.
BTW, Black Sunday is a great album.
Sho-Ryu-Ken!!! Street Fighter was my joint.
And I’m down with the article, but I’m not even gonna lie like I didn’t go straight for the “unborn” whenever I would fight my older brother when we were kids.
Don’t judge me. He’s two years older and a hell of a lot stronger. I did what I had to do.
Nutshot offenders should be made to go a few rounds with Andrew Golota.
i once got hit in the manjunk with a softball.
them shits are not aptly named.