…it’ll make you famous. Or infamous.
Sometimes, you just need to stick with what’s tried and true. There’s nothing newsworthy about the ordinary.
…it’ll make you famous. Or infamous.
Sometimes, you just need to stick with what’s tried and true. There’s nothing newsworthy about the ordinary.
5 Comments
by Kirk
I’m confused by the use of the word “receiving”. Since the other party cannot be considered to be a willing party, wouldn’t this be assault instead?
by bg
I dunno, Kirk–the vacuum could be charged with prostitution here. Money was exchanged for a service, so…
I mean, seriously, though–if this is how you like to get down, wouldn’t you just have a high end Oreck or Rainbow vacuum in your home?
by asha zee
ouch.
by Kirk
I think you might be right. As I recall, $0.50 is about the going rate for 5 minutes with no teeth.
by Rex
T.M.I. Kirk… T.M.I.