Our Youth are Wiggy-Wack

There are lots of reasons I worry about our youth.  Aside from all the important ones–messed up schools and things like that–there’s one some might find trivial but that I think is seriously important.
Long of the short–I don’t think the next generation is gonna have a lick of game.
For evidence of this point, I insist you listen to this Pretty Ricky song.
WARNING–HEADPHONES AT WORK, FOR THIS IS REALLY VULGAR.  MAMA, JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
Maybe you’ve heard it before.  I hadn’t, and that’s just because I avoid these dudes like the plague.  But man, peep that right there.  He wants to “(eff) you into a coma?”  What you wanna do that for?  You trying to steal her stuff jewelry while she’s asleep or something?  That ain’t what you want, homeboy.  Trust me.
If anyone thinks that’s sexy, then the entire generation is at peril.  That song is as sexy as athlete’s foot.
I’ll leave you with my girlfriend’s obersvation after hearing as much of the song as she could stomach.
“Why is it that ugly niggas talk about getting sex the most?”
Discuss.

15 thoughts on “Our Youth are Wiggy-Wack”

  1. “What you wanna do that for?”
    This line here ^^^ had me cracking up.
    I’ve never heard this before. This is painful. Sad thing is these dudes’ dad manages them.

  2. Chrichelle, I would normally agree. But because these dudes are famous, I’m sure they are doing at least half the stuff they sing/rap about … unfortunately. Fame cancels out ugliness for many people. If you’ve ever seen them on 106 & Park, the girls act like they are Second Coming.

  3. In response to your girl, I vote for: they talk about it so much because it ain’t happening. They’re verbalizing their fantasies. Further, when they do get some, it’s so rare and exciting that they can think of little else.

  4. Not to sound like a broken record, but really…isn’t the name “Pretty Ricky” enough to tell you far ahead of time to disregard everything he says?

  5. at least they know what they want and communicate clearly…
    anyway, i was just thinking how riotously funny it would be if one of them comes out of the closet…

  6. I’d like to nominate K-Ci and JoJo as the ugliest to put out the sexinest lyrics. The inverse relation between the two is damn tenuous, any disturbance in that equation could suck us into a black hole.

  7. Eh… It’s nothing worse than anything 2 Live Crew ever did. Still pretty funny to think what passes for legit music these days.
    They must be thinkin’, “I ain’t got enough talent to artistically express what I wanna do to ya, so I’ll just be perversely literal about it… ‘I wanna #$%@& your #$%@& and stick my #$%@& in your #$%@&. And then I’m gonna #$%@& on your #$%@& while I #$%@& with your #$%@&.'”

  8. “So wet it feel like she pissed herself…” SMH. I am now officially drier than Ghandi’s sandal after listening to that mess.
    When would anyone EVER play this? Certainly not to get in the mood…
    I can just imagine the side-eye I would be throwin’ if some fool decided to try to create atmosphere and put this on.

  9. somebody needs to be shot for that. why is it that these ugly ass dudes get to be called pretty ricky? and they have no talent at all and somehow people will listen to this? the reason the next generation will have no game is that apparently they aren’t required to. i you can get ass pushing this mess, then why would you evolve to a higher level?

  10. It is amazing to me what they let kids sing about now-a-days. At least 2 Live Crew was a group of full grown adult men. These lil bastards are teenages!! And their money hungry daddy is selling them out. And where-oh-where is/are the mother/mommas.
    *SMH*

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