Today's Classic Quote From My Girlfriend

So I went to the doctor today for the first time in whoknowshowlong.  I’ve not been so keen on doctors after a good friend of mine had a really bad experience with an HMO.  Anyway, my girlfriend came with me because, quite honestly, I act like a toddler anytime a needle comes out.  It’s not that shots hurt really.  They just scare me to death, to the point where I tell doctors to treat me like a child when I go in.
Survived the needles okay, even though I was seriously disappointed in the lack of congratulatory lollipop.  I deserved a reward.
But being there for the needles also meant my ladyfriend was there for the exam.  Just so happened that I had a female doctor.
Anyway, the quote…
“It’s a bit different watching another woman grabbing all on my man’s sack.”
You know, I’d imagine so.

10 Comments

  • Posted December 21, 2006 11:49 am 0Likes
    by Jarrett

    Just be thankful that it wasn’t the doctor from “The Love Boat.”

  • Posted December 21, 2006 12:24 pm 0Likes
    by Alma F. Washington

    Are you okay?

  • Posted December 21, 2006 2:11 pm 0Likes
    by Kristasphere

    TMI! TMI!

  • Posted December 21, 2006 2:42 pm 0Likes
    by Rex

    Ah, the old, “Turn your head and cough” test.

  • Posted December 21, 2006 3:48 pm 0Likes
    by strong

    Your girl was in the room while you were being examined?
    I don’t think you understand how much I hate doctors.  That was the only way to be sure I actually went.

  • Posted December 21, 2006 5:57 pm 0Likes
    by the izza

    The horror.

  • Posted December 22, 2006 3:34 am 0Likes
    by fav. past student

    so why is it that men dont like doctors? They only wanna go when something dramatic is happening to their wee wee ( yes i said wee wee- im still not comfortable with typing the real word yet)…

  • Posted December 22, 2006 3:38 pm 0Likes
    by ETS

    I’m sure it would have been even worst watching a dude grab your sack.

  • Posted December 22, 2006 3:51 pm 0Likes
    by Tommie Foster

    Just be glad that you’re not at the age where they have to check your prostate. Having your lady in the room for that would be more than awkward.

  • Posted December 22, 2006 5:19 pm 0Likes
    by Rex

    Eeeeeewwwwww!

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