Luther D. here.
Riddle me this, pimpin…how do you get fired but stay on your job as a consultant? Huh? That only be happening in college sports when fools got contracts. FEMA man is still on the payroll? Suckers are straight shameless, man. What’s he gonna tell ’em?
“I think we should have a horse show to raise money for these folks. Matter of fact, we should get some of those swimming horses and have them perform in Port Arthur.”
You gotta understand…I’d fire my daddy if I had to. And I have. Buddy was straight lazy, man. All he had to do was mop the floor. That’s it.
Anyway, it must be good to be in charge, pimpin. And by good, I mean fuckin spectacular.
(Update: FEMA Man got more to say. Buddy said, “The people of FEMA are being tired of being beat up, and they don’t deserve it.” Most folk think that’s real. That’s why we beat you up, you waste of space.)
3 Comments
by Kirk
It’s actually not unusual at all. Once Congress finishes their little investigation, they’ll probably conclude that he screwed up and he’ll be let go or he’ll resign. But really, this happens all the time, all over the place.
Bomani, not Luther. That’s very true. Sad, but very true. I just wanna know what good this sorry sucker can provide. Worth keeping an eye on.
by Rachel S
He also played the “blame the Black man and White woman game.” He tried to put it all on Nagin and Blanco; he said he told them to be prepared, blah, blah, blah. I bet Nagin knew there were people at the Superdome five days after the fact; Browie sure didn’t. In fact, wasn’t Nagin there on the scene, and didn’t Blanco request the federal disaster assitance before the storm.
by FrankM
I am not sure why anyone would be surprised by his comments. He is a republican and a lawyer. That equals denying responsibilty by blaming others. Especially if they are minorities and democrats. He also lies. Look at his resume. I think Brown, Bush, Chenney, Rove, Chertoff, and Rumsfield should all serve in the body recovery effort. Let’s see how long their lazy, whiny, craven a**es last in that heat and those conditions. Hell, throw Pat Robertson in their for good measure.
Robertson would ask God for an ice age at a time like that. Not only would he then not have to deal with the heat, it’s possible that Hugo Chavez might get frostbite in the process. Two birds, one rock.