I got to talking to my man Clarence today, and he told me about seeing someone fall the other night that sounded like a Grade A, 5-star fall. Got me thinking to the funnest falls I’ve seen.  I think I’ll rattle off my top 3.  Two of them were witnessed in TV, but I think …

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So I was at the Jamaican joint picking up a couple of patties and some coco bread.  Pineapple soda, too.  Gotta have the pineapple soda. Anyway, I’m just minding my own business when I see a kid, probably about six years old, wearing some of those shoes with the wheel on the bottom.  It’s enough …

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1.  How long do people take before they set a wedding date?  I ask this question because I’ve been asked repeatedly if we’ve set a date.  We’ve been engaged all of 12 days.  People were asking this the morning after I proposed.  Do people really set dates that soon?  Or is there just no other …

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Does anyone know where I can get arms like Mr. Fantastic?  I imagine they’d be awfully helpful about right now.