If you didn’t know, something’s wrong with Osama bin Laden.
What do you think is Osama’s favorite Whitney Houston song? I’m guessing it’s not anything on “The Preacher’s Wife.”
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First guess? “It’s Not Right (But It’s OK)” But nah! Gotta be “The Greatest Love of All.” Because Osama believes the children are our future.
I would venture to say Whitney’s rendition of “I’m Every Woman.” Osama looks like the type that needs a strong black woman…
My favorite parts of this whole story are Osama’s alleged comments about Bobby. Supposedly he said that Whitney’s really a Muslim that’s been corrupted by American values and Bobby, and that he’d like to have Bobby killed. Personally, I think B. Brown could take him. A friend of mine used to joke that if you shaved Osama’s beard and put him in a suit, more than a few sisters would holla at him in the club.
I think “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” is his fave, but “It’s Not Right (But It’s OK)” would be pure genius.
Osama’s favorite Whitney Houston song is obvious…It’s Where Do Broken Hearts Go?
Osama is broken hearted and we can’t find him.
I wonder if Whitney could get Osama to smoke crack.
“I get so emotional, baby, everytime I think of yoo-ooo-uuuu…”
That might be a tune he’s hummin’….
On second thought, maybe it’s Whitney’s “Exhale (Shoop Shoop)” from the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack. Just because ya’ll haven’t even THOUGHT about that album for some years.
With the insane number kids that he has, I could see a beautiful karaoke duet of “The Greatest Love of All” with ambient mortar shells providing ambient ighting in his bachelor’s cave.
evan
This feels very much like the plot of a South Park episode.
Mr. Carter, “Exhale” is actually fresher in my mind, unfortunately, than you may have thought if for no other reason than the indirect link to Lela “Sunshine” Rochon.
Is that that Kola Boof woman that they’re talking about? She seems crazy as hell.
And incidentally, I’d think his jawn would be Can I Have this Kiss Forever….cause he doesn’t seem like the kind that would take a breakup well.
It probably is Kola Boof. LOL!! But I wonder if he has seen Whitney recently because he might be changing his tune.
PS-Crack is wack!!!
Yep, that’s from Kola Boof alright. She wrote about that several years ago – I wonder why it’s in the press now. Kola’s a nutcase. Several investigations into her back in late ’01/’02 showed that she was actually born in SE DC and not Sudan.
I like the mental image of Osama dancing around to “How Will I Know?,” though.