Wow

If you didn’t know, something’s wrong with Osama bin Laden.
What do you think is Osama’s favorite Whitney Houston song? I’m guessing it’s not anything on “The Preacher’s Wife.”

12 Comments

  • Posted August 22, 2006 11:05 am 0Likes
    by George Kelly

    First guess? “It’s Not Right (But It’s OK)” But nah! Gotta be “The Greatest Love of All.” Because Osama believes the children are our future.

  • Posted August 22, 2006 11:23 am 0Likes
    by Mr Carter

    I would venture to say Whitney’s rendition of “I’m Every Woman.” Osama looks like the type that needs a strong black woman…

  • Posted August 22, 2006 12:07 pm 0Likes
    by Stephanie

    My favorite parts of this whole story are Osama’s alleged comments about Bobby. Supposedly he said that Whitney’s really a Muslim that’s been corrupted by American values and Bobby, and that he’d like to have Bobby killed. Personally, I think B. Brown could take him. A friend of mine used to joke that if you shaved Osama’s beard and put him in a suit, more than a few sisters would holla at him in the club.
    I think “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” is his fave, but “It’s Not Right (But It’s OK)” would be pure genius.

  • Posted August 22, 2006 12:10 pm 0Likes
    by zstephaniez

    Osama’s favorite Whitney Houston song is obvious…It’s Where Do Broken Hearts Go?
    Osama is broken hearted and we can’t find him.

  • Posted August 22, 2006 12:24 pm 0Likes
    by Ben

    I wonder if Whitney could get Osama to smoke crack.

  • Posted August 22, 2006 12:26 pm 0Likes
    by alove

    “I get so emotional, baby, everytime I think of yoo-ooo-uuuu…”
    That might be a tune he’s hummin’….

  • Posted August 22, 2006 1:43 pm 0Likes
    by Mr Carter

    On second thought, maybe it’s Whitney’s “Exhale (Shoop Shoop)” from the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack. Just because ya’ll haven’t even THOUGHT about that album for some years.

  • Posted August 22, 2006 3:45 pm 0Likes
    by Mr. Senor Evan

    With the insane number kids that he has, I could see a beautiful karaoke duet of “The Greatest Love of All” with ambient mortar shells providing ambient ighting in his bachelor’s cave.
    evan

  • Posted August 23, 2006 9:29 am 0Likes
    by Kirk

    This feels very much like the plot of a South Park episode.
    Mr. Carter, “Exhale” is actually fresher in my mind, unfortunately, than you may have thought if for no other reason than the indirect link to Lela “Sunshine” Rochon.

  • Posted August 23, 2006 9:32 am 0Likes
    by jaedalaurez

    Is that that Kola Boof woman that they’re talking about? She seems crazy as hell.
    And incidentally, I’d think his jawn would be Can I Have this Kiss Forever….cause he doesn’t seem like the kind that would take a breakup well.

  • Posted August 23, 2006 9:40 am 0Likes
    by Rachel S.

    It probably is Kola Boof. LOL!! But I wonder if he has seen Whitney recently because he might be changing his tune.
    PS-Crack is wack!!!

  • Posted August 24, 2006 11:41 am 0Likes
    by Josie

    Yep, that’s from Kola Boof alright. She wrote about that several years ago – I wonder why it’s in the press now. Kola’s a nutcase. Several investigations into her back in late ’01/’02 showed that she was actually born in SE DC and not Sudan.
    I like the mental image of Osama dancing around to “How Will I Know?,” though.

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