(Correction–I believe this is the same chick as before. However, I’m leaving this up because the outraged is totally deserved.)
Seriously, ladies…cut this shit out.
Now, before when we saw one of these here sitcheeations, a few people were sympathetic of the groom. After all, if he signed off on this, what did he have to veto? It’s an interesting thought.
What we didn’t consider–how in the world could you even think you could live with someone that would make the wedding cake a likeness of herself? Unless you’re Tom Petty, there’s no way this isn’t an indication that maybe, just maybe, this woman will drive you out of your cotton-picking mind.
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good luck with that marriage bro. think she’s gonna be high maintenance?
At first I was going to say that the cake replica looked too waxy even to eat…but having peeped the bride, she’s quite waxy in the face herself.
I’m over wedding extravagance, period (what’s the point? spend all that money on travel in years to come!), but this, um…takes the cake.
Oh, and, is it just me, or does the groom look a bit hunched over and tad like, “She just told me to stand here behind her and try not to look so frightened.”
Talk about a vain sista. And I bet the groom wanted to stab the cake, but the bride was standing there.
someone sent me that foolishness. that’s such a waste!
I like how, in the caption, they have to let you know that the cake is on the left, not the bride. ‘Cause you kinda can’t tell.
Personally, I say take a long lunch, get married at city hall, and keep it moving.
The mother of ignorance is always pregnant and just gave birth to the bride.
Also-
Stop getting married in white suits/tuxes.
Unless you’re doing it as a joke. Seriously, people.
what part do you freeze to eat on your first anniversary?
What did they do with the head?
what color was it inside?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
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This shit is crazy. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Thank God – I thought I was crazy thinking that was the same broad.
Her entire family is full of simpletons if they let that cake get made, seriously.
I wasn’t going to go anywhere near this, but a small part of Carly Simon’s famous lyric popped in my head; “you’re so vain.”
“you probably think this cake is about you…”
I personally think the cake was made out of paper mache and spackle. There is no good-tasting substance that can produce that shape.
And you know some numb-skull (groom’s 2nd cousin) made some stupid ass joke about getting “to eat the titty” or something to that effect.
what’s wrong with white tuxes? i wore one to my prom…..IN 1987!!!!
god the cake is such an attention grabber that i overlooked the white tux. this wedding was like school on sunday….
“Oh my god, I love your cake! And the white tuxes look great- classy! Keep up the good work!”
-Eva Longoria.
What’s telling is that the groom is never named–tho he might have wanted it that way–and the picture of him being fed cake is in b/w while the bride’s is in color.
That marriage is DONE.
My brother got married in a white tux. At the reception we got drunk & called him Cab Calloway. Every time he passed, we’d yell “Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi!”
But they’re still married & I’m divorced. Hmm.
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This shit is crazy. That’s all I’m gonna say.”
Wait wait wait. Mrs Claus is black? I don’t know how I should feel about this new information.
nappy sideburns and straight weave do not mix, is all I’m saying.