Business…here’s a new piece on why we need football season to start pronto.
Here’s one I contributed to, where I detail how my dear, sweet mother snaked me for a baseball card back in 1990.
Heading to D.C. to speak tomorrow at Saint Albans School for Boys. I’m pretty sure my story about that will end one of two ways.
1. I must say it was a pleasure to work with such eager, inquisitive kids.
or….
2. That’s when I had to snatch him by the collar and tell him who he was dealing with.
But there is a dilemma–kids of type 2 tend to tell the best deez nuts(!!!) jokes.
Y’all know about that barbecue?
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I would love to hear about the St. Albans trip. I grew up with a few dudes who went there.
Great work on the football joint. I can’t tell you how much I’ve been looking forward to the Ravens’ revamped d…..eez nutz!
I don’t think a former boss and I really bonded till we shared a deez nuts joke. Asked him if he had any more copies of our software and said “Any more cds?”
His response was “cds?”
And I jumped on the chance and quickly replied “cds nuts…deeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuts.” Because he’s down we both laughed and decided not to explain things to our somewhat square boss.
evan
i loved the article. it’s always cool to see your humor on display.
meanwhile, i be watching the dart matches damnit. i checked ’em last night. i also watch the domino tournaments. i love that kind of stuff. the everyman’s attempt at success and glory. it’s like watching my uncles or my next door neighbor on television.
i’m still looking forward to football season though. i would invite you to join my fantasy league, but i remember you telling me you suck at that. LOL
You’ll not be able to wait for football season to end after October 7!
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• Bomani Jones, ESPN.com’s Page 2: “I still wonder if there’s a little Almonte on his birth certificate.”
Good to see that Page 2 has finally claimed you.
Rex, I think more people are waiting FOR Oct. 7th, if for no other reason that to answer the burning question of which parking lot Rhett Bomar will be directing traffic in.
And I don’t mean to rub it in or kick you while you’re down, but let me just get one idea out of your head right now: I’m pretty sure Jason White doesn’t have another year of eligibility left.