An Important Issue of Great Social Import

Does anyone know where I can get arms like Mr. Fantastic?  I imagine they’d be awfully helpful about right now.

5 Comments

  • Posted June 22, 2007 8:20 pm 0Likes
    by Ben

    No, but I think I might be able to swing Manute Bol’s legs.

  • Posted June 24, 2007 9:03 pm 0Likes
    by cobb

    I suppose this is as good a time to ask as any. Exactly where does the extra mass for Mr Fantastics arms come from?

  • Posted June 25, 2007 9:39 am 0Likes
    by eauhellzgnaw

    Do they address this in the comic book?
    Maybe the density of his arms decrease as they stretch. Noodle arms would make for a sucky power, though.
    How dare you bring something as insignificant as physics into a comic book character discussion, anyway?

  • Posted June 25, 2007 10:11 am 0Likes
    by jaypee

    the extra mass comes from the Negative Zone…
    Just kidding, I wasn’t sure he added mass when “stretching”. Let me go dust off my old Marvel Universe handbooks…

  • Posted June 25, 2007 12:59 pm 0Likes
    by Thaps

    I always wanted Scorpion from Mortal Kombat’s harpoon. So much better than Mr. Fantastic’s arms. You could reach out, grab things across the room and bring it over. As well as impale people if you wanted.

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