I got to talking to my man Clarence today, and he told me about seeing someone fall the other night that sounded like a Grade A, 5-star fall. Got me thinking to the funnest falls I've seen.  I think I'll…

So I was at the Jamaican joint picking up a couple of patties and some coco bread.  Pineapple soda, too.  Gotta have the pineapple soda. Anyway, I'm just minding my own business when I see a kid, probably about six…

1.  How long do people take before they set a wedding date?  I ask this question because I've been asked repeatedly if we've set a date.  We've been engaged all of 12 days.  People were asking this the morning…

Does anyone know where I can get arms like Mr. Fantastic?  I imagine they'd be awfully helpful about right now.

In the A.M. Jump I did last week--btw, here's today's--I mentioned the following in the "Not In This Issue" section. "Hendrick Jr. joins DEI," a quick play on words referring to Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s move to Hendrick Motorsports. Well, while perusing…

Juneteenth!  Somebody pass me some brisket!

Now, I don't scare easy.  You should know that. However, I find it necessary to mention that there's very little as scary as a white haired woman driving a Buick while wearing those huge wraparound shades.  You know, the ones…